The Hollies – Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress
Written In Ten Minutes After Clarke Had Already Quit
Released in April 1972 as a single lifted from their 1971 album Distant Light, The Hollies’ “Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress” peaked at number two on the Billboard Hot 100 for two consecutive weeks in September, held from the summit by Gilbert O’Sullivan. The track reached number thirty-two in their native UK, topped the Canadian chart for two weeks, and sold over two million copies worldwide including one point five million in America alone. Billboard ranked it the twenty-fourth biggest song of 1972. What most fans don’t know is that Allan Clarke wrote it in less than ten minutes, deliberately imitating John Fogerty’s voice and Creedence Clearwater Revival’s swamp rock sound. By the time Parlophone released it as a single, Clarke had already left the band to pursue the solo career he’d been threatening since watching Graham Nash find success with Crosby, Stills & Nash. The cruel irony of his biggest American hit arriving after his departure convinced Clarke to swallow his pride and rejoin in July 1973.
The single entered the Billboard Hot 100 on June eighteenth at number seventy-five and climbed steadily through summer, reaching number two on August twenty-seventh where it remained blocked for two consecutive weeks. It spent fifteen weeks on the chart total, with eight of those in the top ten. Cash Box praised it as rockin’ in the tradition of Creedence and T. Rex, calling it the Hollies at their most commercial since “He Ain’t Heavy.” In Canada, it topped the RPM chart for two consecutive weeks starting September sixteenth. The UK response was disappointingly modest at number thirty-two, marking a rare British miss for a band whose greatest successes had always been at home. In Australia and New Zealand, it peaked at number two, while South Africa took it all the way to number one. The disparity between American and British reception highlighted how the gritty, blues-influenced sound resonated with American audiences embracing Southern rock but felt alien to UK listeners expecting the Hollies’ trademark harmonies. When the band toured with Swedish replacement singer Mikael Rickfors instead of Clarke, audiences noticed the distinct edge was missing.
Clarke co-wrote the track with songwriters Roger Cook and Roger Greenaway during sessions for Distant Light. He later told Johnnie Walker on BBC Radio 2 that the song took less than ten minutes to write, with lyrics designed to evoke nineteen-forties film noir. The FBI agent narrator, the speakeasy setting, the five-foot-nine femme fatale in black, the whiskey bottles piling high, the shootout—Clarke assembled every noir cliche he could think of and wrapped them in a Creedence soundalike. He did his absolute best to imitate Fogerty’s raspy delivery, modeling the entire performance on CCR’s “Green River.” The band had initially written it in the country and rockabilly style of Jerry Reed before adapting it to swamp rock. Clarke wanted to prove the Hollies could do something harder-edged than their pop reputation suggested. The line “with just one look I was a bad mess” referenced their 1964 hit “Just One Look,” a deliberate callback that most listeners missed. The song contains one of rock’s classic indecipherable lyrics in “just a five-nine, beautiful, tall,” which generations of fans have misheard in creative ways.
The band recorded Distant Light throughout 1971 at AIR Studios in London, reputedly the first album to emerge from George Martin’s new facility. Producer Ron Richards oversaw sessions featuring Clarke on lead vocals and lead guitar, Tony Hicks on guitar and vocals, Terry Sylvester on vocals, Bernie Calvert on bass, and Bobby Elliott on drums. This marked the only Hollies single with absolutely no backing vocals, stripping away their signature three-part harmonies for raw, guitar-driven rock. Clarke’s lead guitar work throughout the track was as important as his vocal, creating the Creedence-inspired riff that anchored everything. Guest musicians included Gary Brooker from Procol Harum on organ and piano, Mick Abrahams from Jethro Tull on pedal steel, and saxophonist Jim Jewell. Female backing vocalists Madeline Bell, Doris Troy, and Liza Strike contributed to other album tracks but not this one. The stripped-down approach worked brilliantly, though it confused longtime fans expecting lush harmonies. Storm Thorgerson of Hipgnosis designed the elaborate gatefold cover featuring a painted woodland scene by Colin Elgie, filled with hidden messages and symbolism that even the artist couldn’t remember years later.
Distant Light represented the Hollies’ biggest departure from their established sound, incorporating R&B, blues, and gospel influences while maintaining their melodic sensibility. The album peaked at number twenty-one in America, their strongest US showing yet, but only reached moderate success in the UK. Clarke left immediately after recording concluded in August 1971, frustrated by producer Richards and eager to follow Nash’s example. The timing created chaos, as EMI’s Parlophone contract ended with this album while the band signed to Polydor for future releases. When “The Baby” with Rickfors flopped, Parlophone lifted this Clarke track from the already-released album as counter-programming, gambling that his distinctive voice and harder sound would succeed where Rickfors couldn’t. The gamble paid off spectacularly. Beyond this track, the album spawned “Long Dark Road,” written by Tony Hicks, which reached number twenty-six in America. Record Mirror called the album sensational, praising the band’s matured rock direction, while Rolling Stone’s Robert Christgau gave it a C-plus for ambitious but uneven effort.
The song has been covered extensively across genres and decades. Phantom, Rocker & Slick released their version on their 1986 album Cover Girl. Band Phish made it the very first song they ever played together as a group. Clarke himself revisited it on his 2019 comeback album Resurgence with a track called “Long Cool Woman’s Back in Town,” acknowledging the song’s enduring significance fifty years later. When Clarke announced his return after two decades of retirement, he admitted he could never perform Hollies songs again during his absence but realized he could sing new material he’d written himself. The fact that he referenced this particular song in his comeback demonstrated how deeply it defined his legacy despite his complex relationship with it. The track appeared in numerous films and television shows, becoming synonymous with seventies cool and introducing new generations to the Hollies’ harder edge that most casual fans never knew existed.
“Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress” endures as The Hollies’ great commercial paradox and Clarke’s bittersweet masterpiece. His confession that he wrote it in ten minutes while deliberately copying Creedence doesn’t diminish its quality but emphasizes how sometimes the best songs arrive when artists stop overthinking and embrace influence openly. The irony of achieving his biggest American hit after quitting the band forced Clarke to confront whether solo stardom mattered more than proven success, and he chose pragmatism over pride by returning. What began as a ten-minute exercise in Fogerty impersonation became the template for how British bands could embrace American swamp rock without embarrassment. Five decades later, that opening guitar riff and Clarke’s raspy vocals still evoke Saturday night danger and film noir fantasy, testament to how brilliantly executed pastiche can transcend its origins and become something genuinely original.




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